Written by Dylan Harris.
Performed by Dylan Harris.
All rights reserved.
I thought of you the other day
when I was walking through the zoo,
I saw two Rhinos having a "Whey Hey"
and I thought I'd like to do that that to you.
A UFO kidnapped me last night
on my way to spot some trains,
but everything turned out alright
'cos all they took was my brains.
You make me think of a dove
sweet and tender, in some pastry,
and whether I should give you the shove
'cos Sheila charges just five pounds twenty.
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